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'll tell you, god wants to use you, brother. he wants to not only bless you, but make you a great blessing. and the devil just tried to hinder you in every way possible, but how many of you know the devil is a liar? amen. no matter what the enemy does, he's a defeated foe. hallelujah. in jesus' mighty name! >> it's gone! >> say it again! >> it's gone! >> it's gone! >> well, i've had two- several things happen since i've been praying with the pastor. i have a daughter in washington, d.c. who gave up her faith in god and would curse god. and the more i prayed, the further she would get away. she was even speaking in sinister and diabolical tones. and after praying and getting the water, she's now converted, she's now reconfirmed her belief in god, and you told me i would get $20,000. i've gotten $22,000, and money's coming in from somewhere. i don't know where, it just keeps being deposited in my checking account. i don't know where it's coming from. >> how many of you know that's miracle money? >> she was agreeing with you in prayer that she could quit her job, and her husband would be fina
started using makeup in middle school. it made me feel very insecure, it made me feel embarrassed, and it just didn't make me feel good. i've tried every product, i believe, that's out there, and nothing has really worked before. with rx for brown skin, i saw results within three weeks, and it was amazing. my skin is brighter, i feel beautiful, and i feel confident. the best compliment that i received on my skin was when i was at a mall, and a lady came by, and she wanted to know what foundation i was using. and i told her, "i don't have on foundation," and i told her about rx for brown skin. if i found something that works for me, i'm gonna use it and use it and use it, and i'm gonna tell everybody about it. >> i've been struggling with my skin my whole life. and to find something that i truly am really happy about, it, like -- it makes me a little emotional, you know? >> for a person who spent 10 years in the army, being girly is not really important, but i do feel really girly. i mean, at 43, i feel extremely girly. i think i feel more girly now than i did when i was 25. go fig
and it has taken years and years for us to gather their information and to produce these videos, but a couple of weeks ago i showed virginia croy's testimony and i tell you, it's a great testimony about how much god loved her and how he just pursued her and has brought her out of this pit of legalism into the grace and the goodness of god, and her good friend, caroline yeager, they had been separated for, i think it was around 7 years because when virginia left the church that they were in, and they, of their own evaluation, called this a "cultish" type of church... when they left that, you had to break off all communication with any person who left this cult, and so caroline was married to the pastor's son and to remain in the church she could not have any communion, any fellowship with virginia, even though they had been good friends, and just a week or so before virginia was coming to my camp meeting in charlotte, north carolina, caroline had been receiving some of my teaching through a brother and had been listening and beginning to get set free. she had gotten born again and she went aga
. these the same fellas who were in the car with us? same ones. doug: ok, where was i? anyway, her robe's open, right, and now she's got my pen. she won't give me the pen, so i'm lookin' at her, like, "look, lady, if you don't sign for the package, i'll going to have to call my supervisor, right?" you gonna call o'boyle. he would have been there in 5 minutes with his pants down. o'boyle? who's o'boyle? he's our boss at work. so, anyway, her robe's open, completely open, she's got the pen-- an irishman? who? o'boyle. is he an irishman? yeah, i guess so. so--so what? it doesn't matter. arthur: i fought in the battle of the bulge with an irishman. his name was o'shannon. saw him get his nose shot right off his face. choked to death on his own blood, screaming for his mother. oh, but we saved your precious europe. i think your pool table's open. is it? yeah. this one's for o'shannon! uh, sorry about him... nah, it's fine. don't worry about it. yeah, it's not like he lives in your house or anything... oops. funny. it ain't funny, right? shut up. i got, like, a 2-minute window here i can tell you th
, just tell us who you heard it from. peter: it turned out the joke already had quite a history. bruce had heard it from consuela. consuela heard it from mayor west. west heard it from dr.hartman. hartman heard it from angela, angela from opie, opie from herbert. herbert heard it from tom tucker. tucker heard it from bender on futurama, oddly enough, for some reason. bender heard it from al harrington, harrington from reo speedwagon. ♪ heard it from a friend who ♪ heard it from a friend who ♪ ♪ heard it from another... reo speedwagon saved us several stops, as they, too, had backtracked the joke to some extent. but when their trail had led to a bartender in virginia, they had given up, much the way the world had given up on them. in fact, just to kick them a couple extra bucks, here's five seconds of "time for me to fly." no, don't! all the money goes to my bitch ex-wife! can you play our song? peter: okay, lead singer from asia. ♪ now, sure as the sun will cross the sky ♪ ♪ this lie is over... we can't go to virginia, peter. bonnie and lois planned that couples weekend t
are we gonna do? marc and abby gave us 75%, but if that falls through and we say no to deac and kelly, then we got nothing. all right, so what do we do? we gotta hold deacon and kelly until we know. tell 'em we're 75% sure we can do it. carrie, the shmenkmans gave us 75%. we only have 25% to give. well, we're not gonna hold deac and kelly with 25%. cheat it. bump it up to 50. kel? yeah. sorry about that. i...saw a bird. uh, anyway, about saturday night, um, we're 35% sure we can make it. hmm? ok. would it help if i said 40? ok, then we'll do it some other time, then. would you please give them 50? huh? oh. ok, hold on a second. how about sunday brunch? oh, yeah, there you go. we'll do it here. yeah, that sounds great, and we'll do it over here. hmm? oh, yeah, no. no, bring 'em along. that's fine. yeah, ok, mm-hmm. ok, bye. they're bringing the kids. what was i gonna say? hang on to your hats, people. i got news. i was over at that newsstand that has papers from all around the country, and i grabbed myself an akron beacon. take a gander at this. what am i supposed to be reacting to?
that any of us are acceptable to god is because we have put faith in jesus and we have received right standing with god through faith in jesus, not through yourself. now, there are other reasons for you to go to church and pay your tithes and live holy and do these things, but it's not so that you can earn relationship with god. it softens your heart towards god when you live holy. when you keep your mind stayed upon him... isaiah 26:3 says, he will keep you in perfect peace when your mind is stayed upon him. it doesn't make god have more love and peace towards you, but it'll make you have more peace because you're thinking about the goodness of god and all that he's done for you. it also closes a door on the devil. i dealt with that in romans, chapter 6, and showed in verse 16, "know ye not, that to whom ye yield yourselves servants to obey, his servants ye are to whom ye obey; whether of sin unto death, or of obedience unto righteousness?" if you go out and yield yourself to sin, god is still going to love you. he loves you because you put faith in a savior and you have relationship
's called total transformation, and this is a program that parents can use right in their own homes. am i right about that, james? >> yes, matthew. it's a step-by-step program, where i show parents how to get their kids to be accountable for their behavior. matthew, from day one, the total transformation program shows you how to explain to the child, in no uncertain terms, this is how you're gonna talk to me, this is how i'm gonna talk to you, this is how we're gonna treat each other, and that's all there's gonna be to it. the arguments stop. >> matthew: wow. >> the debates stop. we just stop that. i'll show you how to stop it. it's the simplest thing in the world. in the total transformation program, i show you exactly what to do when your kid acts up. i show you exactly what to say. you can sit in your kitchen, and you can listen to this program and learn all you need to know to get your family back on the right track. look, i was a kid with a lot of behavior problems in new york city, and my parents didn't know what to do with me. i developed a program that my parents could've followed
to ensure that our mission is a success. help us honor and empower these wounded warriors. contact us at findwwp.org. america, welcome home the brave. but sometimes, i still struggled to get going, even get through the day. so i was honest with my doctor. i told her i'd been feeling stuck for a long time. she said that for some pele, an antidepressant alone only helps so much and suggested we add she said that by takinboth, some people had symptom improvement as early as 1 to 2 weeks. [ female announcer ] abilify is not for everyone. call your doctor if your depression worsens or you have unusual changes in behavior, or thoughts of suicide. antidepresse these in and young adults. elderly dementia patients taking abilify have an increased risk of death or stroke. call your doctor if you have high fever, stiff muscles and confusion to address a possible life-threatening condition. or if you have uncontrollable muscleovements, as these could become permanent. high blood sugar has been reported with abilify and medicines like it and in extreme cases can lead to coma or death. other risks
or reverence your husband the way that the church reverences christ. none of us do those things perfectly. so we all fail. when you say, you're making jesus lord it doesn't mean that you're saying god, i'll... i'll never be wrong again. i'm going to serve you and obey everything you say. but you have to be willing to do that. you have to be desiring to follow him and to trust in him completely and quit trusting in yourself. so you have to be willing to make him lord and you have to believe in your heart that god has raised him from the dead. you know, i was over in ireland one time, or excuse me. this was in wales. it was on a trip where i went to ireland. but actually we were in wales, in betws-y-coed, wales and we had a group of people with us and we were... don francisco was singing with his guitar and drawing a crowd and then we had people that were on this tour that were going through the crowd and talking to people about their relationship with the lord and trying to get them to commit their lives to the lord and i just happened to be standing there and i heard one of the
, all of us in here know our father, except will. he don't know his daddy. >> mr. brown, did you have to say that? >> cora, sometimes when i just open my mouth, truth just spill out. >> anyway, this trip is about relaxing. i asked my friend sidney to meet me here. >> ha ha ha! i don't like strangers at my house. it's truth again. >> i'm home! >> that's the kids. >> oh, you're gonna like the little white one. watch when you see him. >> mommy, i can't wait for you to meet them. they are so precious. >> ugh! stay away from me, you mutant, before i strangle you! >> not if i strangle you first, pie-face! >> hey, hey, hey, hey, you two. listen, if anybody's gonna be doing any strangling around here, it's gonna be me! >> boy, these kids can't catch a break. everywhere they go, they're getting beat. >> mr. brown, stop being messy. come on, help me with the wash. >> well, i hope you separated my colors before you washed them. >> well, you didn't separate them before you wore them. >> okay, kids, this is my mother. mom, i want you to meet brianna. >> hi, brianna. >> hi. >> oh, you're even prett
did you learn at my live events? >> that was one of the best parts of the event, because you taught us how to find resources that i never would've thought of otherwise, so it really helped us find the money we needed to do the number of houses that we would like to do. >> how about the marketplace? how do you feel about the economy and the real estate marketplace today? >> i don't think there's a better time in history to buy property. right now is when i'm trying to buy as many as we can,s are out there, and i don't see how you can lose. by following the road map that you put out there for us, like g.p.s., if you will, i don't see how you could fail. >> see, go out, take action, call the phone number at the bottom of your screen right now. come to the live event. it will be powerful, you will be our next testimonial, you'll be the next person. in six weeks, this man has done where he can profit up to $400,000... and he's already profited $133,000. call the phone number right now. seating is limited, i will take you by the hand, i will show you how to do it. we will give you the road m
...[whistles] ray! we'll have to discuss this. discuss. here we go. hey, maybe you better take us off the meter. take your time. look, it doesn't have to be a relative. no? no. i mean, the character of the couple is what's important. what are their values? are they loving, are they patient, are they honest? if we find people like that, we should give them the children right now. you know what? we don't have to complete this now. once you two get this ironed out, you can just c ok. we'll probably call you tomorrow.d out, unless we die before then, in which case, you get 'em. hope you got a sofa bed. i think he likes me. yeah. ut this, though. we gotta think about this. who are we gonna get? well, i don't know. i hate eve yeah, see? me, too. wait. what about bernie and linda? they just had a baby. yeah, exactly. so why would they want more? look, they'll be experienced parents, and we love them. yeah, i guess. they're good. and bernie always has candy in his pocket. ly be the ones. all right, ok, so we're settled? yeah. so it's bernie and linda, we have a will, and you're still alive. hey! guess
of rehab. lindsay's rep confirming she went to visit max, but telling us any reports of her partying was false. >> renee is with me now. oprah says lindsay finally gets it after their sitdown chat. i little disappointed here when she hears the news. >> oprah is the one person you . "oprah's next chapter" linds 18. >> a.j. has the latest on alec baldwin's rumored new gig. >> reports that he is getting his own talk show on msnbc, he would be the right guy for the job. >> the the show that i want to do but don't set your d.v.r.s just yet for an alec baldwin talkthe main priority right nows baby on the way with wife hilaria. >> renee, you know that miley cyrus and liam hemsworth love to keep everyone guessing if their engagement is still on or not. have last night they showed upf and silenced the speculators that say they are over. and harrison ford and calista flockhart making i night. harrison playing a billionaire. liam playing technicaly trying to outsmart him. both stay they are not technicalies in real life. >> no. >> i'm not a billionaire either. >> i'm not familiar with the whol
jesus did for us is how we have peace with god. the only way that you can have peace is to have a savior. that it's his goodness that makes you accepted with god. if the burden is on your back... if you have to earn salvation, there is no peace, because even if you did good yesterday and do good today, tomorrow is a brand new day and you could blow the whole thing and there is no way for you to relax and just rest. the only way that you can rest and have peace with god is when you have a savior. so these are people who were zealous for god but they were going about to earn god's blessing through submitting to their own righteousness. that's what it says in verse 3, they being ignorant of god's righteousness, that comes by a gift and going about to establish their own righteousness, which comes through their performance have not submitted themselves unto the righteousness of god. you cannot be submitted to faith righteousness and law righteousness at the same time. you cannot be trying to accept part of it by grace and part of it by law, and then look at this in verse 4... this is such a
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learned to get used -- t, but i think >> there is no getting used to the paparazzi. and u are 15 years old er men. >> they want to prove they are more than just youngeristers. they launched their own clothing line for pac-sun. >> we didn't ask any help because we wanted it to be all us. we sat in a room and put our ideas together for patterns and kcra 3 reports and what we want in the line. >> don't expect the jenner girls spin off. >> we are on the shore more, but still we try and stay off of i we are kids. we are trying to be kids for little bit longer. kids with 10 followers and their own clothing line. maybe itto be a jenner. >> bruce willis out, harrison ford in? that is expendables 3 news straight from twitter. harrison starring in the thriller, paranoia and taking some curveballs from steve. >> that is the juice. get used to drinking it. >>son ford is back on the screen in paranoia. >> how tech savvy are you? >> not very. >> do your kids help you? >> often. he will grab the phone and says but he is convinced you don't need computer and cell phones to figure out life. >> y all of hum
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! atlantic city! ha ha! city of the atlantic! ¡ciudad atlanticano! hey, let me use your phone so i can tell kelly. whoa, whoa! what are you gonna say? that we're going to atlantic city. you can't say that. she'll tell carrie. they talk all the time. so i have to lie to my wife just because you lied to yours? it's pronounced "burmhaven." all righty... let's beat the living crap out of this place. here we go. whoa! hold up. hold on a second. listen, i just cashed a check, and i don't wanna lose more than $200. hold the rest of my money. sure. you know how i am, so even if i beg, don't give it to me. ok. i mean it, deke. i might get ugly. i could mention your mother. don't take the bait. don't mention my mother. fair enough. let's gamble. oh, yeah. that's our table. granny gon' be sweet. hey, how's everybody doing? oh, just fine. all right. hey there, mary from cedar rapids. i'm doug from... wanna-win-a-lotta-money. oh. good luck, everyone. bets up. he looks nice. [orchestra tuning] oh...hi. hello. you're mr. berenson, one of the partners, right? yes. uh-- i didn't know anybody else from the f
us hungry. can we have some lunch? after all your hard work, you certainly deserve it. i'll run down to the diner and come back and get you when it's ready. see you in a few minutes. you heard her. we only have a few minutes. let's go! d anybody have any luck finding a winch? i sure didn't. i found some pistons. i found a phone book. a-and i found a mattress. it's pretty comfy, actually. ugh! but no winch. if you put all this stuff together, it wouldn't add up to a winch. [ gasps ] that's it! what's it? where's it? maybe there's no winch in the parts yard, but there's got to be stuff here that, when we put it together, can look like a winch. chuck, maybe we should just tell your mom what happened. boomer, we can still make this work, but we have to hurry. the way i figure it, we need three things -- a metal box, a long metal arm, and a hook to hang from it. come on. [ tires screeching ] does anyone see anything that might help us, anything at all? like a long pole that could be used as a metal arm? exactly! something just like that! wa-hoo! i done found one! great work, biggs, but ho
and say that they have come from us and say that unless you be circumcised, unless you keep the feast days, unless in other words, you become a jew and convert to judaism, you cannot be saved, and they said, that is not so. we have examined it and we believe that faith in jesus alone is sufficient for your salvation, and so this was a major deal, even to the people who were the disciples of jesus and walked with him for three and a half years. the apostle peter spoke about this over in 2 peter, chapter 3, and he said, our beloved brother paul writes in his epistles of some of these things that are hard to be understood, which those that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do other scriptures. peter called paul's writings, scripture, and admitted that paul was preaching the gospel and yielded to him on this point. you can also see in the 11th chapter... the 10th and the 11th chapter of the book of acts, that peter was, of course, raised as a jew, and he w...he had to keep all of the rituals about the animals that were clean and unclean, the ones that you could eat and couldn't eat, an
for a rich man with ill-got(en gains@to end of thkingdom of god wilwant to use a ll fat from ripping off th sheet for you shall hunger will win (you that laugh now those you who laugh about what's going on in the yoshall urn and weep when r the truees returns ere will be weeping and gnashing of teeth ovcame do when l men shall speak fathers of hopefuls profits are worried about pleasing men are more worried about pleasing our heavenly fall i ask you a question and were one of introduction why would anyone listen to the words of a full wrong over the word of god turned es search up to 30 for an swer that question isaiah chapter 30 verse 10 and yo+ notice that mo talk about false propts teachers and prchers are lot of woes was the third of seven and isaiah woes the rebellio children's sight of the lord to take counsel but not of me and that cover with a vering bullingernd ,he companion bible says this means e war t libation meaning to make an allianc when i think of vert with a covering i can't hp but think of the bulls proper tenses we find in ezekiel chapter 13 sold llows the cover of the
? >> that was one of the best parts of the event, because you taught us how to find resources that i never would've thought of otherwise, so it really helped us find the money we needed to do the number of houses that we would like to do. >> how about the marketplace?out the economy and the real estate marketplace today? >> i don't think there's a better time in history to buy property. right now is when i'm trying to buy as many as we can, because the profits are out thow you can lose. by following the road map that you put out there for us, like g.p.s., if you will, i don't see how you could fail. >> see, go out, take action, call the phone number at the bottom of your screen right now. come to the live event. powerfue our next testimonial, you'll be the next person. in six weeks, this man has done where he can profit up to $400,000... and he's already profited $133,000. call the phone number right now. seating is limited, i will take you by the hand, i will show you how to do it. we will give you the road map, the g.p.s.-- this is no b.s., i'm no your skirt, i'm here to show you how to become
, "how am i going to get on that plane?" and i was sitting there waiting for us to get ready for take-off. and it hit. it hit like the biggest storm ever. the sweat.t rate. the full-blown panic attack.he stewardess, i said, "you have to off this plane. i am not going to be able to settle down." and then, like, i just started to scream, and i said, "you have to get me off the flight now, or we're gonnate pilot's gonna have to turnound , because i am not gonna be abfor 3/12 hours." and, i mean, i was embarrassed. i was crying, but i couldn't control the panic attack. the pilot said, "okay, fine. we have to get her off the flight." >> my mom would sit me down or tell me before i would leave that she might not be there when i got back. she would allude to th going to kill herself. i thought it was my responsibility to make sure that those bad things that i feared did not happen, and that's when my panic attacks started. >> well, my self-esteem all of my confidence. no independence. i just started to depend on people. i became a vic i just turned myself into a victim of these circumstances
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's good for us, but after a hard day at work, i still to this day-- and i've been eating well for years-- think i can't wait to get home and have some raw broccoli. listen, it's just never going to happen. i'm a realist, right? so the chances-- we need this stuff, but i don't know about you, but i'm not going to eat it-- would you eat it? >> there's no way i could eat all that, so how do we get it into our body?l, a simple philoy i've had for years: if you can't juicing is without questionthe d nutrition contained within all fruits and vegetables. but i'll tell you now, i'll tela nail in your juicing coffin faster than if you get the wrong machine. i've now searched the world for a machine that's affordable, easy t use, plus it needs to be able to extract a load of juice while maintaining quality nutrition. and i'm pleased to say i'm unveiling it today. i found it here. >> i think you've got it. >> it is my fusion juicer, my low-induction mot i'll tell you why that's important in a minute. and i'll tell you exactly what this baby can do in a second. but i wa the basics. look, you see al
the obstacles so what are you waiting for call us now what's going on right here. maam, with the ipod on. you having any no. you got scared oh. hey, tu didn't tell me was going to be on camera. the government is looking for me right now. how you doing sister in the green shirt. are you ok? no i am not doing ok i was i found a dream job i found my soul mate i still have the job but i lost my soul mate but now i've got to pay him 50% of my earnings. well i'll tell you what with that 50% money that yo that because you don't have to put nothing down that's right 0 down no payments for six weeks what do you have to lose very beautiful girl too i really don't mess with a lot of women that wear their hair over their eye like that especially with and she moved her hair andr hern she didn't have no eye man. wait a minute. is that why you got your hair like this? on back here now? i'm in college you know i have no money my textbooks basically took all my money so. i know what you all are thinking you all can't do at sign & drive for 45 yes we can but we are only taking 500 callers i can't stress it you
! would you look at this? oh...use a fork! god. hmm? oop. [exasperated sigh] was...was there somethin' wrong with the other can opener? there's nothing wrong with this can opener. [chuckling] no, nothing's wrong, honey. i mean, i would've preferred the tuna on bread, but, you know, it's... it's just as delicious right out of the sink. ha ha ha ha! this is thok, ray? because it's better. it's not stupid, [clunk] and what'd i say? and i'm not exaggerating. it's just that sometimes he's such a jerk! given. details? last night. ok? the kids are a mess. i'm tryin' to hold everything together. you're the glue, debra. everyone knows that. anyway, yoknow, he comes home... i'm gonna run away. no! don't run away. mommy would miss you so myes, she would. ohh. come on. sit, sit, sit. let's eat. hey, daddy's home. hi, ray. yeah. hi, daddy. [flatly] how was your day? oh, gosh. well, actually, it was-- great. what's for dinner? i haven't had time. if you could just wait. [grouchily] fine. make my own dinner. again. fish. son of a--well, where's the can opener? uh, it's in the drawer. what? the c
of the beauty out of us, then they want to divorce us and we still have our beautiful persolities but, you know, our boobs aren't as high, butts aren't as firm, we're present years old. now, you want a divorce? oh, staying, you're staying!ause ] who loves stevie 96? i love her. she's an ex guest. yes! [ applause ] >> wendy: we don't talk about stevie nix hot topics. she's 65 sold over 140 million records as a solo artist and member of the legendary group, fleetwood mac. 140 million records she sold. [ applause ] >> wendy: and she has lived. there is a movie in the works on her life. guess who wants to play stevie in this film? lindsey lohan. well, lindsey, on account of you already messed up liz taylor's story and -- [ applause ] >> wendy: and we're not sure whether you're -- this is her sixth rehab stint, right? we're not sure whether your sixth stint in rehab will stick, you need to focus on sobriety and wellness. leave the acting to people who can act. [ applause ] >> wendy: by the way, stevie the same thing. i'll paraphrase. over my dead body. stop doing drugs and get a grip. lindsey, that
one. you remind me of my ex girlfriend. i used to date this big strong girl. used to wear the tight shirts, the shirts that you gotta button up through the middle. got velcro on it. no, i'm just joking man. i don't want no trouble. i'm here to have a good time. we're here for a purpose. plus you're a big dude. i don't want you comin up here. you run up here if you want to i got a baloney sandwich in my pocket. i'll set it yeah you gotta make a decision. is that baloney? forget him. everybody that has some credit problems, keep your hands up. i want to get the camera. is there anyone here that don't have problems with credit? we want you to leave. you can just get on out of here. this don't make no sense. well, what kind of problems are we having? i mean, you guys can open up to me. we're here tonight to have a little fun with it. you having some problems, big man? well man, look here man, i told you my credit was broke down and my car broke down with my credit and my credit scores jack. i got liens and loans and i got child pport too. that's enough. you done told me enough. listen,
that you see is wrong. all. what, already? you've found something already? do i have to use this highlighter? why? why? what's wrong? this is really throwing off fumes. i'm getting high here. what do you want? how about that red pencil? i'm using it. i'm using the red pencil. ok. listen, you're the boss. all right. here, here. take it. take the pencil. thank you. "...sandy koufax, nolan ryan, to name a few. while these men..." what are you doing? yeah, it's nothing. it's good. whatever. but, gerard, if there's something wrong, you gotta tell me. no, it's just... i don't know. doesn't "whore" have a w? what are you talking about? you called some guy a whore in here, and i-- wait--wait--wait a minute! wait a minute. i don't call a guy a whore in my book. yes, you do. "lou gehrig was the iron hore." h-o-r-e. horse! see, i forgot the s. he was the iron horse. oh. that doesn't make sense either. but that's good. that's a typo. that's a typo. thanks. yeah, but you would have found it eventually. yeah, but--but you found it. or someone else would have. gerard, you did it. i--i migh
dip? >> bean dip and old men? boy, you gonna turn us into a weapon of mass destruction. don't do the bean dip. >> are you sure the colonel won't figure out what we're doing? >> derek, the colonel still hasn't found out his fiancée [imitating edna] is a dude. >> all right, well, is there anything else, mr. b? >> yes. one more thing i should do. uh, put you out. get out. >> can you at least open the door first? >> oh, okay, i will. now get out. [ door closes ] [ dialing ] >> hey. what up, mike b? hey, do you still have that information on that joy? yeah. that joy. yeah, i need her to provide a little entertainment for this old guy's bachelor party. >> why are you sitting there so calm? i'm completely freaked out about this. what are we gonna do, simone? >> should we tell somebody? >> like who? >> your parents, maybe? you said they're pretty cool. >> nobody's parents are this cool. we're just gonna keep this between me and you till we figure out what we're gonna do about this. >> well, maybe it's a mistake. isn't there another one in the box? >> that was the third one. simone, i'm
how much product are you using? - what enrique said-- "little dab, size of a peach." - i'm pretty sure he said, "size of a pea." - oh, well, that's good, because i've been going through a tube a day. - yeah, you may want to shower before the photographer's tonight. - oh, honey, do we have to do that? - yes. it's nice that my mom wants to put our engagement in the newspaper. - i know, but why do we need a new picture? i mean, can't we just send the one we already have? - i'd rather not. - why? - look, honey, it's just that in all the pictures that we have, you tend to look... you know... super gay. - what are you talking about? - well, you know how some people are photogenic? you're kind of "homogenic." - "homogenic"? - you tend to look gay in pictures. - what? i do not. well, i mean, maybe in that one from scotty's bachelor party, but i was just pretending to do that 'cause he was passed out. i mean, that's-- that's what you do. - look, maybe it's the way you smile or how you pose, but i'd rather not have everyone in my hometown saying, "oh, look, jen's marrying george michael." -
'd kill for a nickname like that, you know what they used to call me? "the fat kid." not a very clever junior high, was it? yeah, me, glasses and pees-himself spent a lot of lonely lunches together. [chuckling] i can top that, here's me in the 7th grade. 250 lbs., wearing parachute pants and a triple xl neil diamond jacket. you-- you like... neil diamond? yeah, so? i love him, i was on the phone all morning trying to get tickets to his concert next week. sold out! [chuckles] i happen to have 2 tickets, and, uh, i found out my girlfriend has to work. oh yeah? i'm just saying, you know. yeah, but-- we couldn't, you know? because, i mean i'm-- and you're a-- you-- you know-- yeah, you're right, you're right. where are the seats? row c. i'm in. good. hey, here comes one of your trucks. oh my god, that's deacon! what are you doing? he can't see us together, it doesn't look good. well, this doesn't look great. hey. hey. you're home late. oh, well, so i'm a little late, what, is it a crime? heh. no. i gotta tell ya, i had a great time mentoring that girl today. i mean, you know when you meet
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. >> warning, you're about to batch nicky mythen go on an epic rapper ic rant with a named ransom she used to be friends with. so buckle up. it's about to get crazy. >>som saying he wrote some of your songs? >> what the [bleep] is he crazy? i'm better then him. i'm not even a man and in their mouth. >> and away we go. yep, that's nicki obliterating this guy, ransom, outside a club in l.a. after we asked about a big story on the mega huge rap website all hip hot.com. >> all hip-hop is saying ransom is nicky and they're saying he doesn't write his own likes and she's the go-to writer. >> a clarification, a rapper saying roached lyrics is a worse insult you can give. it's a sucker m. >> now i get it, sucking m.c. is bad. >> oh, whi peoe. anyway, here's the ransom song. >> before nicki was wearing crazy bigs i was doing versus for her just hoping she madebig♪ >> did you hear that? he said he was doing versus for her and -- >> that could mean he was singing on a song though. >> exactly! either way, our photog asked about it and nicki no likey. >> i don't need no [bleep] writer. you ask him wh
that will be the facilitator and one that is the internal operator to produce in us a likeness to the process of sankation. are you with me? i want to you understand that full people like steven are called to a fellowship to the suffering. it means again, so you can write it down, to participate in life experience, did you get that, to be treated in the same way and thirdly to be joined in partnership. what does that mean for steven? it meant that he was rejected. it meant that he was challenged it meant that he was hated. and guess what? the ultimate price was it meant that he was killed. you must understand when you are on your best jesus behavior, the world you live in, the secular system you live in will not applaud you. in fact, if you talk too much, it gets save or hate you. when you talk to talk that people talk, they either get saved or they will hate you. many times that's what separates faithful people from people that were not so faithful. so steven ministry his service, listen to this, his message was in nature with christ. his ministry his message and service was in nature with christ. faith
tryur family this, too, you know. why? i'm used to them. it's like getting into a hot bath. you know, at first it's so hot that you don't think you can take it. but then, you know, once you get your luggage in, it's not that bad. you did a wonderful job of kneading, amy. thanks. i needed to hear that. adorable. ok, next we're going to roll the dough. now, it can't be too thick or too thin. it needs a light touch. shall we let amy continue? yeah, go ahead, amy. already on a roll. right. so that's good. see? back and forth. just like ironing. oh... ha ha. i know, it's true, i can't iron. well...where were we? oh. ok, ok. amy, you continue doing that, and i'm gonna need some help with the sauce. um... d to you? whatever you say, marie. you're the master. what? you're the master. i mean, i'm just happy to be here. you're a brilliant cook. thank you. those are such lovely eoh, thank you, marie. you always have such nice taste. marie: are you all right, dear? yes, i've just never seen... such lovely earrings. oh. you like those? mommy. yeah, honey? the boys keep blocking the tv. well, reme
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guys and 19 for us. uh, 25 wins, so next round's for the money. whoa, whoa, whoa. where are we? let's just say you're well in third. yeah. well, that's ok. this is where we make our move. that's right, sweetie. all right. you ready there, rich? flip it. clock's tickin'. how about a clue, rich? say something. time! it was turtle. so why didn't you give me a clue? i thought of a good one, but it had the word turtle in it. all right. good strategy. well, folks, this could be it. for the win. bring it. you ready? yeah. go. a famous ruin in italy. tower of pisa. nassau... the colosseum! yeah. peppermint... peppermint, peppermint twist! peppermint schnapps! deacon: yes. the colorado... river! no. colorado... time! was it rockies? yeah, but, man, i thought we had more time than that. yeah. it goes fast, doesn't it? ok. honey, come on. our turn! our turn! hey, it turned out to be a fun night after all, huh? yes. fun night. yep. yeah. especially 'cause it looked like we were gonna lose, and then, boom! turned itself right around, out of nowhere. yeah. by the way, i promised kelly a rematch a
in this extra that's when your work and your obligation comes in to be so this brings us were brought to you andone understand and naturally that's the exact same thing that hapned in exodus chapter 9 versus a truth well that was the same thing as coming out of egypt is what happened there were street and the cond angel's poured out his vial whom toay and it became that the blood of a dead man and every living soul died in the singapore waters as the people that were contrary in that particular plague you ll findn ypt was a worse in the book of x. in this chapter 7 verse 20 always fit in the third angel poured out his vial up on the waters and fountains of waters and they became blood began exodus chapter 7 versus 19 through 24 verseive and i heard the angel of the waters to this as the people's power rioters toward which are then washed and shall be because thou hast judged's inther words gones always a honest and he he ooses as it should be chosen the accident should react as because it's always fair verse six or they have shed the blo of the saints and problems and god has given them blen
that to men for ages so, you know, men are now getting hipo the game and some of them who do that to us, eddie to me in my mind is one of those. you know, all of this back-and-forth bickering between leann and brandi could be squashed if one of them just ignored the other. being that brooandi is on reali tv so she has to talk, leann, ignore her. act like she's dead to you. the best way to get back at somebody is to ignore them. [ applause ] i mean, even had when you talk bad about them, you're still putting the energy into talking bad. there are so many people in my past life, you know, that you're dead to me. whenever i get asked about them, do you know what i always say? wendy, how is sue schmo? i said, who? wendy, you used to work together. i say, who? make her dead to you, leann. anyway, moving on, you know, brandi also in the book reveals that she got revenge on eddie by getting a $12,000 vaginal rejuvenation surgery and charged it on his credit card. now, this is one o those surgeries, much like butt implants, that i'm not co-signing on. you know, you do what you want, girls, what makes
she's royal. inhe meantime, the real royals seem like they're the rest of us. go figure. okay. so this amanda bynes thing is crazy. it's time for an amanda update. you know, she's currently hospitalized in california. they call that the 5150 hold. when they have to drag youthe h. because they think you're a da well, she's there for up to. 72 hours for mental evaluation started -- well, according to go right? i can't believe i used to think she was normal and the joke was on us. now, look. tmz is saying -- this new thing all started when amanda allegedly started a small fire onway of stranger's house. and there are the burne it. this nice family's just trying to live their life in california. looks like the brady bunch house, right? they're just trying to live their life. i guess all of a sudden they looked outside. honey -- with his morning coffee -- there's a girl with a wig at the end of the driveway lighting fires. i don't know what that's how it went, but yo according to the 911 call, amanda created a makeshift explosive by putting a flaming cloth on a gas tank. at the end of
gave my husband? well, yeah, yes. the "name your price" tool. you tell us the price you want to pay, and we give you a range of options to choose from. careful, though -- that kind of power can go to your head. that explains a lot. yo, buddy! i got this. gimme one, gimme one, gimme one! the power of the "name your price" tool. only from progressive. creates the perfect smoky eye l'oreal voluminous smoldering liner super intense pigments smoldering it doesn't get more smokin' than this! bewitching voluminous smoldering liner from l'oreal paris hey, what's going on? guess who won himself $9.00 in poker tonight. if you guessed doug heffernan, you might just be right. what's the matter? what's your, uh, what's your dad doing here, anyway? and why does he smell like hickory smoked bacon? well, dad decided to cook his dinner on a 42-year-old hot plate, and he burned his house down. he what? but--but there's a whole big kitchen in there. what the hell's he cooking on a hot plate for? apparently it was his lucky hot plate. it is lucky. it's the only thing that survived the fire. sara: well.
, atlantic city, the 4 of us. ohhhh! oh. ok, well, this was great. yeah. yeah, it was a lotto fun. we have to do it again real soon. we'll call ya. real soon, soon. yeah, definitely. all right, take care now. she really cheats on him? hey! atlantic city, right? yeah! no stoppin' me. all right. all right, man, ok. you're kiddin' me? she ch-- ohh! gotta stop doin' that. forgot my keys. oh, ok. forgot the keys. all right. all right. bye. ohh! ohh! so how do you know? a friend of mine works with one of the guys she sleeps with. one of them? oh, god. things are getting worse. i'm sorry, but it's absolutely true. i can't believe this. i mean, from watching her tonight, you'd never know she was fooling around. hon, she's not gonna do it in our living room. she's crafty. so why did you just spring this on me tonight? why didn't you tell me when you first found out? because i didn't think you wanted to know. i don't wanna know! why'd you have to tell me at all? wait a minute. are you mad at me for telling you or not telling you? yes. both. well, then i apologize. i was wrong to tell you, wrong not
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